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[/i]friend. Me. Not anyone else. No Sirius Black here. Just me. Me and James. Best friends.

Unfortunately for me, I didn't so well for myself when I left Hogwarts. For some reason (and that reason is most definitely not because I'm a werewolf) I wasn't able to get a job and I kind of ended up homeless. But Dumbledore, out of the kindness of his heart, invited me to teach at Hogwarts and I got to meet Harry Potter, who's the child of James (my best friend)!

The only problem at Hogwarts is Sour Grape Snape. He is my mortal enemy...he's such a jerk! AND YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT! Gah...He really talks some shit sometimes *gasps* I mean poopy. *exhales*

Now there's just a few things I need to clear up because of some rumours that have been floating around the school:
- I can sing.
- I was joking, Cho.
- I don't think I'm smarter than Merlin.
- I'm not a Gremlin, Vampire, or Werewolf.

And-...what? Why is the room in such a mess? *looks around* Oh...uh-er...it's erm...probably the work of the famous Hogwarts jaguar. Yeah-yeah...the jaguar...Okay alright! I'm a werewolf! Happy!

*waves hands* No don't run away! It's fine! Your totally safe...And besides it was a Full Moon about 30 days ag-

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In fact I must be going....*stops* GAH! MY TRANSFORMATION! IT'S BEGINNING! *jerks around* SPEED OF A WOLF! *runs away*

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[/URL] AT CAUTION 2.0 ! THE TITLE QUOTES ARE FROM A VERY POTTER MUSICAL (OBVIOUSLY) AND IF YOU REMOVE THIS CREDIT SHE WILL DESTROY EVERY ZEFRON POSTER IN EXISTENCE, AIGHT? AWESOME. VOLDEMORT OUT, BITCHES![/SIZE]
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