Post by HARRY POTTER on Sept 16, 2010 20:25:53 GMT -5
HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER
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THE BOY WHO LIVED - TWELVE - SLY - 2ND YEAR/GRYFFINDOR - DARREN CRISS[/color][/font]
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OH, JUST GIVE THEM ALL B-'s AND BE DONE WITH IT!
NOW THAT'S EVIL. YEAH THANKS, I AM THE DARK LORD[/color][/font]
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I'M JUST GLAD TO BE GOING BACK, HOGWARTS IS THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
IF I COULD DESCRIBE MY SELF IN ONE WORD...I'D HAVE TO GO WITH....AWESOME.
BECAUSE, I AM. I MEAN, I'M BRAVE, HONEST, KIND, SEXY, AND FAMOUS. DOESN'T THAT PRETTY MUCH SUM UP 'AWESOME'?
I GUESS I CAN BE A BIT ARROGANT, EGOTISTIC AND RUDE SOMETIMES, BUT THAT'S ONLY WHEN I'M TRYING TO LOOK GOOD FOR THE LADIES, OR WHEN I'M GETTING REAL PISSED OFF AT A TEACHER (SNAPE MOSTLY) OR THAT LITTLE FERRET-FACED MORON DRACO MALFOY (WHO SEEMS TO HAVE THIS GRUDGE AGAINST ME JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND).
ONE THING YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON ME TO DO IS BE THERE FOR MY FRIENDS. I MEAN, MY TWO BEST FRIENDS, RON WEASLEY AND HERMIONEE 'HERMAN' GRANGER, I'D DO ANYTHING FOR THOSE TWO. WHAT WOULD I BE WITHOUT A GUY LIKE RON TO KEEP ME COMPANY, AND HOW WOULD I EVER GET ANY OF MY HOMEWORK DONE IN POTIONS CLASS WITHOUT A SMART GIRL TROLL LIKE HERMAN TO HELP ME?
AND JUST BECAUSE I'M RICH, FAMOUS, MEGA AWESOME, AND A STAR, DOESN'T MEAN PEOPLE SHOULD TREAT ME LIKE SOME BRITIANY SPEARS (I WOULDN'T BUZZ MY HEAD LIKE SHE DID FOR THE RECORD), JUST TREAT ME LIKE A REGULAR PERSON (WHO HAPPENS TO BE FAMOUS), LIKE YOU'D TREAT YOUR MAILMAN, THOUGH PLEASE DON'T SEND THE DOG OUT TO GET ME, I'D PROBABLY HAVE HERMAN JELLIFY YOU FOR THAT ONE. JUST REMEMBER, IF YOUR A GRYFFINDOR, YOU ROCK NO MATTER WHAT, A RAVENCLAW, YOU GUYS ARE SMART (AND HOT), HUFFLEPUFF, EH, YOU GUYS ARE GREAT FINDERS, AND SLYTHERIN...YOU GUYS CAN JUST STAY OUT OF MY FACE, BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T GIVE TWO JIGGLYPUFFS FOR YOU ALL. YUP, THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS THAT UP.
I'M APART OF THE QUIDDITCH TEAM HERE AT HOGWARTS, AND IF I MAY SAY SO MYSELF, I'M PRETTY GOSH DARN GOOD! I'M THE YOUNGEST SEEKER WHO EVER LIVED, HUH HUH? HOW COOL IS THAT? EVEN THOUGH QUIDDITCH THE PROBABLY THE MOST SILLY AND RIDICULOUS SPORT IN THE MAGIC WORLD, I'M PROUD TO PLAY WITH MY TEAM, BECAUSE GRYFFINDOR RULES!
YUP, EVER SINCE I SET FOOT IN THE MAGIC WORLD, I KNEW I WAS DESTINED TO BE WHAT I AM TODAY, THE BOY WHO FREAKIN' LIVED.
(P.S: REDVINES. BEST THING EVER. GET A PACK TODAY!)[/SIZE]
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[/color][/font]IF YOU SWITCH ME DRAGONS I'LL GIVE YOU MY
GUSHERS! NO, NO, NO... I HAVE A FRUIT BY THE FOOT[/color][/font]
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[/color][/font]HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD
FINDERS! WHAT THE HELL IS A HUFFLEPUFF?[/color][/font]
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