Post by DRACO MALFOY on Sept 16, 2010 21:26:10 GMT -5
DRACO MALFOY
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MALFOY - TWELVE - SLYTHERIN - MALLORY - LAUREN LOPEZ[/color][/font]
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OH, JUST GIVE THEM ALL B-'s AND BE DONE WITH IT!
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Ah yes, good times those were. That was back in first year, when Harry Potter didn't know better. If he had a time turner, he could go running back and beg to be my friend. But that's no matter, I don't need to go back to him, I can wait - because I'm worth it.
Well now I'm just getting off subject. I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm in Slytherin (duh), and I don't like using the potty. Don't even judge me, have you seen the size of those things? You know how easily I could fall into one and just die? I do try, though, for my dearest papa. He doesn't seem to like it when I use my diapers. I'd do anything for my daddy - just say it and I would. Though papa never really talks to me - or writes me - I know he cares about me. Especially because of those drawings I sent him last. The shading on his coat was rather good. Too good almost. I had to make another copy it was so good.
Now I'm not as happy as everyone else to be going back to Hogwarts. It's really gone to the dogs. But no matter, next year I'll be transferred to Pigfarts. What's Pigfarts? Psh - look at this! Stupid site admin doesn't even know about Pigfarts! I wouldn't expect you to, it's far above your head. It's like Hogwarts, except it doesn't completely blow, and it's on Mars. I can't go yet, I'm still waiting on a rocket ship. I don't have enough money I buy my own (unlike some people), so I'll have to wait another year in this dump. Oh, and the headmaster at Pigfarts is a lion. Who can talk. Rumbleroar is far better then that oaf Dumbledore. Ah yes, I'd much rather take a ride on Rumbleroar's back then listen to that fool talk on and on about Harry Potter. Stupid famous Potter...
Wait, what? Girls?! As if! You know one girl that I'd never talk about, even if you paid me? That Hermione Granger. Not even if we were the only two people left at school and her hair was perfectly brushed and her robes made her look absolutely stunning. Especially not then. It's not like I care about her. She's a stupid little Gryffindor mudblood who hangs around with Potter and Weasel-bee all the time! She's such a loser! Am I right? I think I am right. I mean, no one would ever date her anyway. She's just too...average looking. She's so average looking, that she's almost pretty in a weird way. But she's nothing above being beautiful. Nope. Nothing higher then that. I'm waiting for someone who is flawless, like myself.
Well, I suppose that's is. I also play quidditch, I'm the Slytherin seeker. Snape is the only professor that outwardly admits to liking me (I know all the others do as well), and I really hope thi syear goes by really fast. So I can be off to Pigfarts with Rumbleroar and his slumbering cubs.
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[/color][/font]IF YOU SWITCH ME DRAGONS I'LL GIVE YOU MY
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